She Challenges Science

She1 puzzles science. Every human is supposed to have a three layered skin. But She1 has an extra layer of skin on her face that has been deposited by the fair and lovely she has been using since she was seven years old, that was actually intended to make her skin glow after seven days she used it, but look today, she is seventeen and has already used seventeen hundred fair and lovely, no results seen but still she is very patient. Anna Hazare is panient? Ha!!! compare with her…..

She2 looks at mirror and says to herself that she is actually looking prettier by fair and lovely which is really amazing and challenges science because she neither suffers from myopia nor hypermetropia but still it is amazing that she only can see such significant outcomes. Her parents tried to convince her, they took her to Tripureshwor for eye check up, bought a new mirror, zoomed her photographs in front of her but her mind set up and earth before "big bang" are basically the same, no theories seem to work on either of the cases.

She3 is another amazing case. She has proved science to be correct + protected the nose of all those beauty products. (Umm impressive.) But the problem with She3 is that she boasts her beauty to the world just as if she is princess charming who has just landed to the earth after all the beautiful girls of the world have died…. But dear, ninety percent of your beauty, which you think exists, is washed away once you walk in rain when the ponds( googly googly) from your skin is washed off, five percent of your "self called" beauty diffuses once your strong perfume bottle is emptied, and remaining five percent of your "so called" beauty goes off once your nail polish remover is misplaced. And why are you out there thinking you are the most beautiful girl? Serious advise for She3, dear: the things you are using as beauty products are not beauty products. They are, "SHOW OFF" products. Thought of the day for you darling.

She4 is the most modern or bold or shall I say "revealing" type of girl in the college. When I am using the word, "revealing", I am not talking about her ideas, I am talking about her clothes…..I should not be saying clothes, I should rather be saying, "Clothes??" Whatever that is, there are many she4 in every college who are rather like sodium metal, common, didn’t you get it? Damn it I am trying to say, "Hot". But, darling, ninety percent of your hotness becomes "thanda" once the college bans short skirts, the remaining ten percent of your hotness will itself freeze once your dad sees you wearing transparent white shirt in your college uniform and dear what is the thing that you boast too much about? I am here sitting here with my ears opened. Enlighten me, please!!!

She5 category is the group of "shes" who wears decent, talks decent, and is satisfied to be, "She5". They don’t go out with jerks. They are bold and are proud to be who they are. They rise above the Garnier products and believe that they should be beautiful for who they are, not because who they are (clever one na?). And, umm….sad part about She5 is that they are just damn too rare…..few, damn!!! phew!!!!